Cary Cooper
Cary Cooper


(For anyone that's ever been in a marriage...)


I can’t tell you what to do

Even though sometimes I want to


But you don’t like when I’m controlling

So you sneak out and go bowling


That’s why we’re both in therapy

It’s nice to have a referee


She gets the big bucks just to listen

And validate who cleans the kitchen


I know you clean it more than me

But I do stuff that you don’t see


At least that’s what you should tell your friends

If you plan to have sex again


I’m glad we agree to agree

That I love you and you love me